Abraham Simpson

Age: Old

Occupation: Cranberry Silo Night Watchman

Residense: The Springfield Retirerment Castle (where the elderly can hide from the inevitable)

Attire: Bolo tie and bedroom slippers

Medical State: One working kidney

Prescriptions: 2 red pills for back spasms and 1 yellow for arrthythmia

Avoids: Stairs, sticking to the point

Former Girlfriend: Bea Simmons, who died of a burst left ventricle (or as some believe, a broken heart).

Favorite Store: Herman's Military Antiques

Favorite Pasttime: Napping

Least Favorite Pasttime: Spending quality time with his family