Lisa

Name: Lisa Simpson

Age: 8

Plays: The sax and guitar

First Word: Bart

Obsession: Ponies

First Crush: Mr. Bergstrom

Second Crush: Nelson Muntz

Perpetual Crush: Several actors named Corey

Past Addictions: The Corey Hotline, Truckers Choice Stay-Awake Tablets

Secret Shame: Stole the school's Answer Keys when she "turned bad".

Household Position: The only one with half a brain

Lisa to everyone-If anybody wants me I'll be in my room

Homer to everyone- Hey! What kind of a catch phrase is that?

Old Lisa