Marge

The thread that holds us all together- Who knows, someone must've said it at some point

Full name- Margorie Bouvier Simpson

a.k.a- none

Age- 34

Occupation- Housewife

Turn ons- Ringo Star, Homer in a toga

Position- The moral supporter

Secret Shames- Has webbed feet, was once addicted to gambling machines (According to Homer this was brought on by Gamblor)

Catch Phrase- Mmmmmmmmmmm

Marge - Cannons are made to hurt! To hurt!

Marge again- When I married your father, I accepted everything that came with him, including DNA