Ralph Wiggum
Age: Eight
Grade: Fourth Grade
Description: Caucasian male aged 8-12 with thinning hair.
Best skills are: Sleeping (where he's a Viking) and acting
Connections: His father Chief of police
Happiest day: The doctor said his worms were gone.
Favourite food: School supplies mainly glue/paste.
Person who he has had the biggest crush on: Lisa Simpson.
Only person to have had a "playdate" scheduled with him: Bart Simpson.
Secret Shame: He can't use scissors
Misses the most: The point
Usual pastime: Getting stuffed in one thing or another.
