Patty and Selma

Name: Patty Bouvier & Selma Bouvier

Ages: Who the hell knows. Remember they're smokers... They may be much younger. They're the same ages though

Likes: McGuiveir, Attrative men under 40, Foot Rubs

Place of buisness: Department of Motor Vehicles.

Troubles at the DMV: Almost being caught smoking in a public building (Homer saved them). Allowing Bart to get a fake Drivers liscence

Dislikes: Oh come on... You're not really gonna make me tell you are you? HOMER!!! As if you needed to know

Springfieldian Position- The two who suggested Springfield's name be changed to "Seinfeld"

Selma's full name: Selma Bouvier Tirwilliger Bouvier McClure Bouvier (and she doesn't need Nahasapeemapetilon tacked onto it) 

Selma's Shame: She doesn't remeber which one she is in photographs.

Patty's Suitors: Principal Seymor Skinner/Armin Tanzarian.

"I fell asleep in a cab and woke up at the Sleep-Easy motel once. It seemed nice."