Santa's Little Helper

Current Position: Simpson family dog

Breed: Greyhound

Track Record: Never came in above dead last

Adopted: After being kicked out for the last time

History: Once ran into the church and drank all the holy water, returned to the dogtrack to mate

Girlfriends name: Santa Little Helper's Girlfriend

Number of puppies he's known to have fathered: 25. All of them greyhound world champions currently under the ownership of Mr. Burns

Former Name: #8

Fav Beverage: Yum yum, toliet bowl water

Fav Foods: Snouts, entrails and anything Homer eats

Fav Pastime: Shredding stuff, burying small appliances in the yard