Songs:

Bart and Lisa's Nanny Song:

L: If you wish to be our sitter/ please be sweet and never bitter, help us with our math and book reports

B: Might I add, eat my shorts

L: If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her

B: Lemme get away with moider

L: Teach us songs and magic tricks

Homer: Might I add-no fat chicks

L: The nanny we want is kind and sage

Homer: and one who'll work for minimum wage

L: Nanny hurry-things are grim

Grampa: I'll do it!

B and L: Anyone but him!

Homer sings in tune to the Flintstones:

Simpson, Homer Simpson, He's the greatest guy in history.

From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree

(Sudden realization): Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The Stonecutters' Song

Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do.

Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do! We do!

Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg... a star?! We do! We do.

Who robs cave fish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do.... We do!

Oh Whacking Day theme song (to the tune of O Christmas Tree)

Oh Whacking day, Oh Whacking Day! Our hallowed snake skull-cracking day

We'll break their backs, gouge out their eyes. Their evil hearts we'll pulverize

Oh Whacking Day, Oh Whacking day! May God bestow his grace on thee.

Lisa's Protest Song

Come gather 'round children it's high time ye learned. 'Bout a hero named Homer and a devil named Burns

So we'll march day and night by the big cooling tower. They have the plant but we have the power.

We'll march 'till we drop all the girls and the fellas. We'll fight to the death or else fold like umbrellas

So we'll march day and night by the big cooling tower. They have the plant but we have the power.

We are the Mediocre Presidents Song

Oh, we are the mediocre presidents. You won't find our faces. On dollars or on cents!

There's Taylor, there's Tylor there's Fillimore and there's Hayes. There's William Henry Harrison "I died in thirty days!

We are the adequate, forgetable, occasionally regretable caretaker Presidents of the USA!